xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via spiralight-of-venus)

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

(via divided-pear)

mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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(via allmyfragilestrengthisgone)

guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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(Source: guy, via rad-plaid-irish-lad)